Well, I chunked up as much as I could on that healthy food that they feed me, but they still insisted on squeezing me into Wyatt's old Halloween costume AGAIN! Come on, it doesn't even really fit me anymore! Sheesh! What are they going to do next year, rip out all the seams and velcro it together? I'd better not give them any ideas...
Happy Halloween to everyone, and I hope you all don't get forced to undergo similar humiliation.